My most effective sex tips are shared exclusively in my How to Get Laid masterclass, but I’ll be sharing a small sample of these sex tips here to give you a little kickstart. With a total body count exceeding 3,500 (including both on & off camera), over 18 years working in the professional porn industry and hundreds of published & yet-to-be-published porn scenes (on-camera work as a professional pornstar) to my name, I am more than qualified to provide pointers when it comes to “putting it down on her.” Think about it… would you rather learn how to hunt & fish from someone who’s sat in a classroom for four-to-six years reading books on the topic or from a professional outdoorsman who’s spent eighteen years of his life in the bush, in the wilderness, actually practicing the art?
Sex Tip #1 – Woke is a Joke (Nice Guys Finish Last… and Into Tissues)
The woketards would like you to believe that the following scenario is “the new normal” for a modern, properly-emasculated man: May I pretty please have your permission to kiss you now? Do you consent to my lightly biting your neck? I now wish to remove your bra; may I have your formal blessing to do so, your majesty?
Do you understand how DRY a girl’s pussy would get if any guy pulled that kind of beta male bullshit on her? Healthy adult human females are sexually attracted to assertive, dominant, testosterone-filled human males. A 2008 University of Western Australia study concluded, “We found a significant positive correlation between testosterone and cumulative mating success.” I don’t know about you, but “mating success” sounds pretty damn good to me! To go even broader, females of all species are biologically wired to be attracted to dominant, assertive males of the same species.
Healthy adult human females are sexually attracted to assertive, dominant, testosterone-filled human males.
“We found a significant positive correlation between testosterone and cumulative mating success.“
– 2008 University of Western Australia study
Respecting when she says “no” or otherwise asks you to stop is very important. On the other hand, driving a car from Los Angeles to New York is impossible without depressing the accelerator pedal and keeping it depressed over time. (That’s why cruise control was invented!) Of course, you don’t keep it depressed while approaching stop signs & red lights, but your accelerator WILL BE depressed for the VAST MAJORITY of your vehicle’s time on the road… if you expect to ever get to your destination. It’s precisely the same with getting laid: if you want to get to “point F,” you must move forward by gently applying pressure to the “accelerator pedal” most of the time. As the man, it is your job to drive the proverbial car. As the driver, it is your job to press the accelerator pedal down and keep it pressed down (yes… all while obeying the law, the rules of the road, and not crashing into anything).
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So, respect her consent, but don’t be a beta male pussy. It is YOUR job, as the man, to continually escalate sexually. So, do it! Like retired 8X Mr. Olympia bodybuilder Ronnie Coleman always says, “There ain’t nothin’ to it but to do it!“
There is a realm that you are already well familiar with, even if you lack success getting laid and even if you’re still a virgin. It’s called the realm of “what if“. If you’re a healthy man, young or old, you are 100% guaranteed to have asked yourself these questions, or slight variations of them, at some point:
- What if I wasn’t afraid? If I were to do what I’m thinking, what could be the possible positive outcomes of this situation?
- What if I KNEW there was ZERO possibility of rejection?
- What if there was ZERO risk in the situation?
- What if I walked up to her and said/did this?
- What if Mike the PussyTester is entirely right about all this? (I am, by the way!)
- What if she is just as horny & eager for sex as I am?
- How good & wet is her pussy going to feel the first time I slide my hard cock inside of her?
- Is she a screamer? A moaner? Maybe even a squirter?
As a certified expert in getting laid, with a vault of 4K video that confirms my expertise, I’m here to tell you that this realm (that “little gap” in the meme above), where these questions originate, is where the magic happens. Closing that “little gap” will start getting you into the “other little gap,” which is why we’re all here! You MUST become comfortable with subjecting yourself to uncomfortable situations. This is where physical activities such as heavy weightlifting, bodybuilding, combat sports like Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu or Muay Thai or MMA, scuba diving, bungee jumping, skydiving or other such activities can be beneficial. These activities will help you get into the habit of stepping outside your comfort zone.
You can try to remain in your comfort zone constantly or, if you want to start getting pussy regularly, you can begin taking small steps to reach beyond your comfort zone. Eventually, it will become second nature. Most of these activities mentioned above will also improve your physique & athleticism, making you a more attractive man at the same time. It’s a snowball effect. Increase your physical attractiveness, sexual ability & confidence (which is, itself, the #1 male attribute that women are attracted to) simultaneously!
Do you have little to no experience with girls or none for a while? Here’s a sex tip for you…
- Start with a day of simply smiling and waving at every pretty girl (age 18+) you see. It’s that easy. Just smile and wave.
- The next day, escalate to saying ‘hi‘ to them.
- The day after that, start initiating simple, platonic conversations with them. You don’t have to sit there for 15 minutes with each girl. Just quickly discuss the weather or a nearby restaurant, etc.
- Finally, on the fourth day, begin to mack or “spit game” (actively flirting, making the conversation man-to-woman, with the explicit intent of getting pussy)
- Work on improving your game daily with the help of my How to Get Laid masterclass.
Sex Tip #2 – Use Foreplay to Get Her Wet
Human females do not go “into heat” when they’re ready to mate like canines (dogs) & felines (cats) do. Instead, human pussies lubricate themselves (get wet) when they’re turned on (sexually excited) to more easily receive the male’s phallus (cock).
Foreplay, according to WebMD, “is any sexual activity that happens before sexual intercourse. You can think of it like the warm-up to the main event [fucking].” In American slang, which sometimes uses baseball metaphors for sex, foreplay covers the entire gamut from first to third base. There are two basic types of foreplay: traditional & unorthodox.
Traditional foreplay includes:
- Hugging
- Dancing
- Kissing
- Holding Hands
- Oral sex (receiving blowjob/eating her pussy)
- Fingering her pussy
Unorthodox foreplay includes:
- Eating her ass
- Grabbing her by the pussy (in car, elevator/lift, etc.)
- Grabbing her by the neck
- Sticking your fingers in her mouth
- Walking up to her & putting your erect cock in her face/mouth mid-conversation (yes, I’m serious!…more on this below)
- Grabbing or pinching her ass
- Masculine, dominant, presumptuous, assertive remarks & actions
- Any other crazy shit you could imagine, so long it carries some level of shock value, is consensual and doesn’t cause injury.
Fans of my on-camera work know that Mike the PussyTester evolved as a performer/director over the years, just as any professional screen actor or adult star should. Because my porn videos are 100% unscripted reality porn, that on-camera evolution was a microcosm of my overall sexual & personal growth. In 2020, PussyTester fans witnessed my beginning to focus much less on traditional foreplay in my videos and more on unorthodox foreplay practices. One that stands out is what I call my “cock in the face / surprise, motherfucker” move.
I began utilizing this “crazy” tactic in my personal life and on camera. Whether it’s a Tinder hookup, a porn movie I’m co-starring in or some girl that I’ve pulled right off the street, this has become one of my go-to moves for getting the action started. It’s a dominant, masculine & assertive form of unorthodox foreplay. Very important: she MUST know that she is there to have sex with you, and I recommend having written consent prior to executing this type of overt move.
Although I am not a legal professional, I believe an example of this would be a text thread of you directly asking, “We’re going to be having sex when you come over tonight, right?” followed by an affirmative answer from her. I’m certainly not advocating walking up to random girls at the mall food court & sticking your cock in their chicken katsu curry! This is real life, not GTA, FFS!
Although she has already consented to having sex with you, the exciting part of this transition to overt, unorthodox foreplay is that she doesn’t yet know HOW that sex is going to play out. When we forego the kissing and caressing & “Netflix & chill” boring rote routine bullshit and instead walk straight up to her and confidently stick our fully erect cock directly in her face, we are shocking her, creating excitement, and demonstrating dominance & confidence, which women absolutely LOVE.
Again, it does not matter what woke culture teaches or proclaims. People can claim all day long that women respect soft, beta male pussies. But just like made-up genders, it’s not REAL, it’s not TRUTH, and the discussion is simply a waste of time.
What if she rejects my sexual advances at this point, Mike? That’s not a problem, either. I had this very situation happen once (and only once, out of hundreds of times doing it, mind you) with a Latina I was auditioning for the porn industry. I included this slightly awkward footage toward the latter part of the video above. No problem! Just as with any other approach in game that doesn’t work on the first attempt, you back off, chat a bit & try another approach (or even the same one) a couple of minutes later.
In this context (not a hookup, but a business interview/try-out for porno), I would have been entirely within my bounds to have failed her & sent her ass back to Texas without a modeling contract. But I thought those lovely Texas titties of hers deserved a second chance!
We all have to find our own style; what works for us as individuals.
Sex Tip #3 – Give Her the Pounding of Her Life
In sex tip #1, we discussed the approach & how to pull pussy back to your place. In sex tip #2, we covered how to get the party started once you’re there.
Now, it’s time to put it down (give her a fucking that she’ll never forget). As a professional veteran pornstar & pickup/hookup grandmaster with over 3,000 “scalps” to my name to date (and counting), I am more than qualified to teach in great detail on this topic. I do just that in my How to Get Laid masterclass. (Enroll today!)
For now, I’ll give you a few quick “teaser” tips from the ol’ PussyTester tool chest:
- Upon initial penetration, begin thrusting slowly. Even though her pussy was made to receive cock, and no matter how turned on she is, it can still be painful for most girls if you just jam it in & begin thrusting at full power right away. We’re not trying to cause pain here. You want her to remember her time with you as an enjoyable, pleasurable experience. Take your time, to begin with… you can start “going to town” like a full-speed oil pumpjack once she’s good & naturally lubricated.
- Vary your tempo. One of my male co-stars from my early days on camera taught me this. (We double-teamed/spit-roasted a couple of girls together.) Pound her pussy out, make her squeal at 85% power, and then back off the accelerator and “long-stroke” her for a couple of minutes at around 10% power or so. Bite her neck, chew on & whisper dirty talk in her ear. Then, go back to power stroking. Show her that you’re capable of at least two speeds (slow & fast/hard).
- Vary your positions. I won’t tell you which positions I like to start with or finish with, which are statistically proven most effective/most enjoyed by women (these details are covered comprehensively in my How to Get Laid masterclass). However, I will let you know that you must learn a variety of sex positions (and not just missionary, doggy & cowgirl) to be a memorable experience for her. I teach all of the best positions in my online masterclass. When I first started in the sex game, I studied the Kama Sutra and various sex positions.
- BMW is “the ultimate driving machine”. If you’ve ever driven one, you know this is true. It feels like you’re driving a spaceship. As I touched on earlier, you should hone your body to become the ultimate fucking machine. I try to eat a decent diet & I lift weights for several reasons, including feeling good, carryover to other sports, to become a more dangerous fighter/self offense & for overall health. However, one of the main reasons I diet & workout like I do is to be a better sex-machine. I don’t waste time with useless exercises or gym equipment that will not contribute to my goals or potentially injure me. I’m a muscular, good-looking guy, but I tend to carry around a little gut on me. I’ve got a relatively average yet girthy-sized cock. I don’t claim to be the most handsome guy of all time or to have the biggest tool in the shed. However, for me, there’s nothing that beats the very distinct & fulfilling look of a girl I’m fucking for the first time – during the act – looking into my eyes with an expression that communicates, “Wow! I have NEVER been fucked like this before in my life, and I will most certainly be remembering this experience forever.” I’ve learned how to fuck like that & I teach my students how to fuck like that. My exemplary fucking ability comes partly from what I do (and don’t do) in the gym, as well as with my nutritional program.
Like the great Dr. Ruth before me (who just so happened to pass away earlier this very month), I have dedicated my life on earth to this incredible, powerful three-letter word: SEX. (Thank you for paving the way, Dr. Ruth!) I intentionally entered the sex industry nearly two decades ago, initially as a DVD salesman for a low-budget porn producer. I’ve worked in many facets of the sex industry over the years, but one of the most fulfilling is this particular role of being a sexpert: a teacher of men on the topics of how to get laid & have the lifestyle they desire. It’s a science, an expertise, a specialized field of knowledge that evaded me for many years until I eventually caught it by the neck, dragged it beneath the water, death-rolled it, and ripped it to shreds like the saltwater croc that I am. Allow me to share the meat of my catch with you: enroll in my How to Get Laid masterclass & begin training with me right now.